Joke of the Week XLI of the year MMVIII

(This poster can also be found displayed in the metro of Tokyo!)

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Joke of the Week XXXII of the year MMVIII

(you can actually find this poster displayed in the metro of Tokyo)

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Joke of the Week XXV of the year MMVIII

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Joke of the Week XVII of the year MMVIII

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Joke III of the Week XVI of the year MMVIII

Q. How did the rocket lose its job?
A. It was fired!

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Joke II of the Week XVI of the year MMVIII

Q. How does a tree count?
A. One, two, tree!

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Joke I of the Week XVI of the year MMVIII

Q. Which is the most dangerous star?
A. The shooting star!

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Joke of the Week XV of the year MMVIII

Mujo is walking in the park. He suddenly sees his friend Haso sitting on a bench. He walks towards him.

Mujo: Haso! what a nice day! what are you doing? sitting and thinking?
Haso: No, just sitting.

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Joke of the Week XIV of the year MMVIII

Which is the most musical fish?

... the tuna!

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Joke II of the Week XII of the year MMVIII

A quoi sert une moitié de chien?

... à guider un borgne!

(source: carambar)

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Joke of the Week XII of the year MMVIII

knock - knock

- Who's there?
- Cook
- Cook who?!?!
- Stop making bird noises and open the door!!!

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Joke II of the Week X of the year MMVIII

Fata: Mujo, where are the Alps?
Mujo: I don't know! YOU were cleaning the house!!

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Joke of the Week X of the year MMVIII

Mujo and Fata have a cat... and Mujo hates him.

One day, Mujo decides to get rid off the cat. After thinking and thinking he has a perfect plan!

The next day, when Fata is not home, he takes the cat and leaves it at the other side of the city, far from home... When he comes home, the cat is happily sleeping on the sofa!

The day after, he decides to take the cat to another town. But, when he comes back home, again, the cat is peacefully sleeping on the sofa!!!

Fed up with this story, the next day, he goes to the forest at the end of the city. He leaves the cat in the middle of the forest. However, when he tries to come back home, he gets lost... luckily he has his mobile and calls Fata:

M - Fata, is the cat home?

F - Yes.

M - Can I talk to him?

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Joke II of the Week IX of the year MMVIII

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Joke of the Week IX of the year MMVIII

Fata: Are you hungry?
Mujo: Yes!!
Fata: Do you want to eat the remains of yesterday?
Mujo: Yes!!
Fata: OK, then come tomorrow!

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Joke of the Week VIII of the year MMVIII

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Joke of the Week VII of the year MMVIII

Q. What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?
A. Beehave yourself!

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Joke of the Week VI of the year MMVIII

Mujo and Haso are driving a car. They run out out of petrol.
Mujo: why did we stop?
Haso: we ran out of petrol!
Mujo: oh, you are so clever! I would have continued to drive!!!

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Joke of the Week V of the year MMVIII

Two psychologists meet:
- You are OK. How am I?

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Joke of the Week IV of the year MMVIII

Q. Why do you take a ladder into school?
A. Because I am in high school!!!
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